King Flashypants and the Toys of Terror by Andy Riley

Author:Andy Riley
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Henry Holt and Co. (BYR)

“And you’re a rotten king! The WORST EVER!” said Megan.

“Well, you’re a MASSIVE STINKY BUTTFACE!” said King Edwin Flashypants.

“No! You’re the MASSIVE STINKY BUTTFACE!” said Megan.

Once people have called each other massive stinky buttfaces, there’s really nothing more they can say.

Trying not to cry, Megan ran to the kitchen and gathered a loaf of bread and a hunk of cheese into a huge polka-dotted handkerchief. She tied the hankie to a stick and stomped to the castle gate.

“Megan, wait. All we were doing was—” said Jill.

“I’m leaving Edwinland forever! Goodbye, dolly murderers!”

Megan slammed the gate of Edwin’s castle so hard that the shock wave knocked peasants into ditches half a mile away.

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